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From: kfl@hoxna.UUCP (Kenton Lee)
Newsgroups: net.jokes
Subject: Lyndon Johnson quotation
Message-ID: <489@hoxna.UUCP>
Date: Thu, 4-Apr-85 12:49:16 EST
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Posted: Thu Apr  4 12:49:16 1985
Date-Received: Sat, 6-Apr-85 02:15:05 EST
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Organization: Bell Labs, Holmdel NJ
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We've now heard from Churchill and Truman.  How about some LBJ:

"Jerry Ford is so dumb, he can't fart and chew gum at the same
time."
-- 
Kenton Lee
Bell Labs - WB 
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