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From: edward@ukma.UUCP (Edward C. Bennett)
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Subject: Re: (may be offensive to quadriplegics) Not a chance....
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Date: Fri, 5-Apr-85 22:58:10 EST
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> Any more out there?

Q: What do quads do when nobody is around?
A: Stand up.

Don't get it? Tell a quad, he'll die laughing...
(Now this one is OFFENSIVE, but, hey, ya gotta laugh at the stereotype)

Q: What is the hardest part in eating a vegtable?
A: Maneuvering the wheelchair.

edward

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Male quad:	"Hey, quads are fun. You should try one."
Naive girl:	"What? Foursomes?"

Who says crips aren't sexual? Heh heh.....