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From: houts@reed.UUCP (Bill Houts)
Newsgroups: net.jokes
Subject: The Saga Continues
Message-ID: <1240@reed.UUCP>
Date: Wed, 3-Apr-85 19:11:19 EST
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Posted: Wed Apr  3 19:11:19 1985
Date-Received: Tue, 9-Apr-85 00:59:27 EST
Reply-To: houts@reed.UUCP (Bill Houts)
Organization: Reed College, Portland, Oregon
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Keywords: linoleum, tobasco, Bertolt Brecht



        A Song About The Cheese Emporium

All:

"'Cheese is Nice' Superstore",
Parking in rear, please use other door.
"'Cheese is Nice' Superstore",
You'll find the cheese that you're looking for.

Mrs. Schmutz (satisfied customer):

"After seeing their selection I just don't understand
how you could go to any other store in the land.
Mozzarella, cheddar, swiss, brie, provolone, or blue,
their well-trained salespeople find the right cheese for you."

(First Chorus)

The Manager:

"Come on down today to join our Grand Celebration,
we're the first store of the kind that uses mass refrigeration!
We've got your kinda cheese....
We've got your kinda cheese....
We've got your kinda cheese....

We've got your kinda --

All:

Cheese is nice, Cheese is nice,
Monterey jack at only half the price!
Cheese is nice, Cheese is nice,
Buy by the block or the single slice!
-- 

Bill Houts
(a.k.a. Captain Chaos)
Cosmic Color Control 
tektronix!reed!houts

"This is supposed to be a happy occasion. Let's not BICKER and ARGUE over who 
 killed who!"