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Subject: From the Official 'Yuppie' Condom Use Handbook
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Date: Thu, 28-Mar-85 09:53:09 EST
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Re. people's questions about what to do about condoms kept in the frig. or
over the winter under the front seat of the car.

         The Handbook says:  "Before opening (optional) place it in her
                              mouth for five minutes."

                             "If she's really hard core it can be opened
                              and she can pop it out (after five) semi-
                              inflated like a piece of bubble gum all ready
                              for instant use." 

It said a lot of other things but I didn't get time to read them as someone
else wanted to use the bathroom and was banging on the door.  (I found the 
Handbook on the toilet tank in the john at the local Universalist parsonage.
I go there once a month to spy on them for the ------- Liberation Front, you
know, us guys with the guns in the woods.)

Well, if I get to go back in the can again I'll let you know what more I find
out about their practices.

Keep chargin'

Ken Arndt