Relay-Version: version B 2.10 5/3/83; site utzoo.UUCP Posting-Version: version B 2.10.2 9/5/84; site osu-eddie.UUCP Path: utzoo!watmath!clyde!cbosgd!osu-eddie!beslove From: beslove@osu-eddie.UUCP (Adam Beslove) Newsgroups: net.singles Subject: Sex by Numbers Message-ID: <232@osu-eddie.UUCP> Date: Fri, 5-Apr-85 10:58:11 EST Article-I.D.: osu-eddi.232 Posted: Fri Apr 5 10:58:11 1985 Date-Received: Sat, 6-Apr-85 03:27:16 EST Distribution: net Organization: Ohio State Univ., CIS Dept., Cols, Oh. Lines: 34 *** REPLACE THIS LINE WITH YOUR 67 BUG *** Golly folks, my 5 criteria were only meant to guide, not bound. THEY ARE NOT FINITE! Didn't I say that before? Once past 5, there are many other subtlties that must be judged. For instance, intense computer phobia, fear of driving, or hatred of chocolate. 1/2 :-). The no-smoking criteria is a good idea. Did someone say that using a selection criteria was racist? Seriously, did anyone else see racism in there? Well, I don't want to marry out of my species, and I think I will adopt that suggestion! Although I've always had a perverse fondness for dolphins.... Growth in any relationship is inevitable, and I've tried to eliminate some of the growth patterns I don't like. I don't want a princess that is going to turn into a leach. That's about all the protection I want! My aunt is a leach. She hasn't worked a day in her leasurely life! Recently her daughter was married and the whole family came. During the course of the event, she was asking me what I was doing, to which I replied I was studying Computer Science. She turned to her husband and said with a sickenly effervesent whine, "Jack! Isn't it great! Adam is going to be a Compter Scientist!", to which Jack replied with cutting joviality, "Scientist Dorthy? You're a scientist, too! You take money and turn it into shit!". Her jaw hit the floor, and I had to walk away before I became embarassing. There is more, but next posting. >>>>Adam Beslove (aka Odious Verity) ====================================================================== (UUCP: ...!cbosgd!osu-eddie!beslove) peace, sex, sunshine, (CSNet: beslove@ohio-state) fast cars, warm rain, (ARPA: beslove%ohio-state.csnet@CSNET-RELAY) fast planes, love and oreos.