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From: raiche@dartvax.UUCP (George A. Raiche)
Newsgroups: net.startrek
Subject: Fighting and drinking
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Date: Wed, 3-Apr-85 22:23:17 EST
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Posted: Wed Apr  3 22:23:17 1985
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Organization: Dartmouth College, Hanover, NH
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*** REPLACE THIS LINE WITH YOUR aspirin! ***

For the best Kirk fight scene: what about the final melee in Omega Glory?
Actually, two good fights; in one, Kirk gets phasered, axed, uses the
two-feet-to-the-chest-kick, and then gets captured by the Yangs! And in
the other big fight (tied to Tracy) he just trades lots of good-old
body blows.

Now to drinking.

Play with a 10-oz cup of beer, with the cup divided into four "drinks".
Take one drink for:
"Captain" (whet your whistle right away with the Captain's Log)
"Standard orbit"
"Energize"
"Lock phasers/photon torps on target"
The bosun's whistle that summons the captain

Take two drinks for:
"Fascinating"
Spock addressing the captain as "Jim"
The little voice on the intercom that says "Forward phasers, will comply"
	or "Gravity down to point eight"
a Starfleet Command officer on viewscreen

Chug for:
"Captain, she's gonna blow!"
"I'm a doctor, not a ______"
"This is Captain James T. Kirk of the United Space/Star Ship Enterprise"

Don't try operating heavy machinery after this!

				George Raiche
				Dept. of Chemistry
				Dartmouth

"Matt--there is no fourth planet!"
"Don't you think I know that??"