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From: seifert@mako.UUCP (Snoopy)
Newsgroups: net.audio
Subject: Re: A-B CD
Message-ID: <695@mako.UUCP>
Date: Thu, 11-Apr-85 10:58:28 EST
Article-I.D.: mako.695
Posted: Thu Apr 11 10:58:28 1985
Date-Received: Sat, 13-Apr-85 05:49:07 EST
References: <10037@ulysses.UUCP> <1592@ukma.UUCP>
Reply-To: seifert@mako.UUCP (Snoopy)
Organization: The Daisy Hill Puppy Farm
Lines: 23
Summary: 

In article <1592@ukma.UUCP> sambo@ukma.UUCP (Inventor of micro-S) writes:
>
>     Please forgive my ignorance, but what is the significance of the cat?

The cat functions as a dynamic bad-sound absorber.  He/she/it moves
around from time to time so as to obtimize bad-sound absorbtion(sp).
The optimum color for the cat is "LP vinyl black", as black absorbs
better.  The cat must be specially trained to not purr, meow, knock
things over, or shed any hair, which might find it's way over to the
turntable.

The self-intelligent, self-portable bad-sound absorber is a must
for the very highest levels of sound reproduction.  However, these
specialized cats are quite rare, and distribution is limited to
certified golden-ears.  (I don't have one myself, being only a
silver-ear.)


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