Relay-Version: version B 2.10 5/3/83; site utzoo.UUCP Posting-Version: version B 2.10.1 6/24/83; site abnji.UUCP Path: utzoo!watmath!clyde!burl!ulysses!mhuxr!mhuxt!mhuxv!abnji!nyssa From: nyssa@abnji.UUCP (nyssa of traken) Newsgroups: net.auto Subject: Re: Tailgating 18-wheelers: Solution (guaranteed, even!) Message-ID: <584@abnji.UUCP> Date: Tue, 23-Apr-85 07:28:31 EST Article-I.D.: abnji.584 Posted: Tue Apr 23 07:28:31 1985 Date-Received: Wed, 24-Apr-85 02:58:45 EST References: <2280@pegasus.UUCP> Organization: Terminus Hospital, Incorporated Lines: 23 > > Take 3-4 fairly good sized GLASS Christmas tree ornaments and fill them > with some kind of paint (I like black oil-based house paint). Then seal > the tops of them with children's Play-doh or something similar. [...] > Then, when some jerk in a 18-wheeler pulls up behind you like that, first > be polite and ask him to move back by waving out the window with your hand. > If he doesn't back off, simply reach over and pick up one of the ornaments, > hold it at arm's length out the window, and throw it straight up. I don't > know of too many people who can see through house paint! It really works, > although the consequences can be quite drastic... > >I don't quite see how this works. You see, if you throw the ornament >straight up, it is still traveling at the same speed as your car. >So what exactly makes it slow down in mid space and wait for the truck >behind you? Of course air resistance will help this, but this will be >minimal on a smooth object like a ball. Further, gravity will also be >working hard to pull it down. Just keep working at it until you perfect the throw! -- James C Armstrong, Jnr. ihnp4!abnji!nyssa Chap with wings there, five rounds rapid!