Relay-Version: version B 2.10 5/3/83; site utzoo.UUCP Posting-Version: version B 2.10.2 9/5/84; site ssc-vax.UUCP Path: utzoo!watmath!clyde!burl!ulysses!mhuxr!mhuxt!houxm!vax135!cornell!uw-beaver!ssc-vax!wanttaja From: wanttaja@ssc-vax.UUCP (Ronald J Wanttaja) Newsgroups: net.aviation Subject: Re: 25 years ago in Av Leak... (them Fokkers...) Message-ID: <665@ssc-vax.UUCP> Date: Tue, 23-Apr-85 11:47:45 EST Article-I.D.: ssc-vax.665 Posted: Tue Apr 23 11:47:45 1985 Date-Received: Wed, 24-Apr-85 05:20:38 EST References: <634@ssc-vax.UUCP> <2540@hplabsc.UUCP> Distribution: net Organization: Boeing Aerospace Co., Seattle, WA Lines: 28 > > > : "Reliable-Versatile-Economical- The Fairchild F-27" (them Fokkers > > wuz fairchilds...) > > Rather, them Fairchilds wuz Fokkers. Yep, I know the geneology of the F-27, but was reminded of a (possibly apocryphal) story supposedly from the "Tonight Show." An old fighter pilot was on, telling war stories liberally interspersed with lines like, "Those Fokkers jumped us," or "I shot up one Fokker." The crowd tittered everytime he said "Fokker". For those who never checked, "Fokker" is pronounced "Fawker", not "Fohker". Anyway, Carson supposedly held up his hand at one point and said, "Wait a minute, folks, a 'Fokker' is a type of German plane." To which the old fighter jock replied, "Hell no, son, them Fokkers wuz Messerschmidts!" Ron Wanttaja (ssc-vax!wanttaja) "Well, I was screaming down the Yalu, doin' Six and Twenty four, when a call came from the Major, he said "Won't you help me sir, I got three flak holes in my wingtip and my tanks ain't got no gas- MAYDAY, MAYDAY, MAYDAY, I got six MIGs on my a**!" Say halleluia, halleluia, throw a nickel on the grass, save a fighter pilot's ...."