Relay-Version: version B 2.10 5/3/83; site utzoo.UUCP Posting-Version: version B 2.10.2 9/5/84; site gondor.UUCP Path: utzoo!watmath!clyde!burl!ulysses!mhuxr!mhuxt!houxm!whuxl!whuxlm!harpo!decvax!mcnc!idis!cadre!psuvax1!gondor!weiss From: weiss@gondor.UUCP Newsgroups: net.cooks,net.flame Subject: Re: Those twits at McDonalds have done it to me for the last time! Message-ID: <1671@gondor.UUCP> Date: Mon, 15-Apr-85 14:48:16 EST Article-I.D.: gondor.1671 Posted: Mon Apr 15 14:48:16 1985 Date-Received: Thu, 18-Apr-85 02:29:04 EST References: <846@trwatf.UUCP> Distribution: net Organization: The Church of The SubGenius. Lines: 23 Xref: watmath net.cooks:3827 net.flame:9305 > Why is it, everytime I walk into a McDonalds and order a "Quarter > Pounder" they consistantly ask me "with cheese?" I hate it when they ask (after I give my order) "Would you like fries with that?" I don't like Mickey-D's fries. I even say at the end of my order, "...and that'll be all." They still ask! Argh! Many times if I am in a pissed off (or drunken) mood I will reply (loudly), "If I wanted some goddam fries I woulda ordered some goddam fries!" They usually slink off to get my order after that. Same thing goes for grocery and convenience stores. (Mostly the latter.) When I get up to the counter with my stuff they *always* ask, "Will that be all?" Argh! In a similar mood, I will tell these people, "Well, I though I \ would wait until you rung up my purchase, I'd paid, gotten my change, and driven home, then I would get some more stuff!!" Jeez... (Ahem) Sorry, lost my mind for a minute. -- I don't practice what I preach because I am not the type of person I'm preaching to. Michael S. Weiss BITNET: weiss@psuvaxg.bitnet