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From: root@trwatf.UUCP (Lord Frith)
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Subject: Those twits at McDonalds have done it to me for the last time!
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Date: Wed, 10-Apr-85 13:15:26 EST
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Why is it, everytime I walk into a McDonalds and order a "Quarter
Pounder" they consistantly ask me "with cheese?"  Now obviously if I
had wanted it with cheese I would have ordered it that way.  I have a
feeling that if I ordered a "Quarter Pounder" with cheese they would
ask me "without cheese?" Well okay, maybe they're just trying to be
helpful.

But when they finally serve up the greasy monstrosity, why is it that
%75 of the time (and I do not exagerate) they give me a "Quarter
Pounder" WITH THE F____ING CHEESE?!  Why its even in the blatent yellow
coloured box!  This occurs consistantly too...  across different
McDonald's with different "crew members" working different shifts in
different states!

I'm begining to suspect some sort of grand conspiracy here.  They
must distribute pictures of "certain" people they think it would
be fun to annoy in this way.  But I've got them outsmarted this
time!  This time I ask them for a "Quarter Pound Cheesburger" WITH
cheese!
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