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From: weiss@gondor.UUCP
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Subject: Re: no wut i hayt?
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Date: Wed, 10-Apr-85 15:19:02 EST
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[Go ahead, line-eater, make my day.]

Re: My earlier sarcastic note on my
attitude towards jocks (I don't like them).

(To this hutch@shark wrote:)

> This guy sounds like a pencil-neck geek to me.  Someone over at psuvax
> please stomp his face into the grating over a steam tunnel access.
> Thank you.
 
Then he goes on to write some namby pamby whimpering on how
jocks are people too.  Please, someone hand that guy  a crying
towel then lead him out into the sunlight of the real world, ok?
Wake up!  Here at PennState (c) I have spoken to some jocks and some
of them are people. (Emphasize: SOME) But, the majority are a bunch
of stupid-ass weeds who barely made it through high school and astually
believe that because they play football (or some sport) they *deserve*
a free ride.  They will also feel inclined to smash anyone's face
who thinks diffently.  Don't get me wrong, I like sports.  To watch &
participate.  You see, jocks are not just people who play sports.
They are a special breed.  The ones who think as above, that because
they are out on the gridiron for a season the world is rightfully thiers.
In general, I have found jocks also to be extremely bigoted and chauvanistic.

(Then after his crying jog, hutch writes:)

> Y'know, I bet that if Michael ever had to deal with real live human beings
> instead of with the stereotypes he imposes on everyone around him, the
> culture shock of entering the real world would fry his tiny little brain
> and then he'd end up a drooling idiot fit only to play the "villain" part
> in a standard professional wrestling tag team.
> 
> Wake up, Michael.  Stop being limited by your terror of success.  Go out there
> and TOUCH them toes, YOU CAN DO IT!  Unless of course you really ARE a totally
> untalented twit of a pencil-necked geek, in which case it would be a good
> idea for you to marry a female geek and get a vasectomy, thereby improving
> the gene pool.  (You don't have to actually have sex or anything challenging
> or physical like that, just use up one more geek-breeder.)
> 
> Hutch

Now that's more like it!  Talk like a man!  Walk like a man!
(Just don't sing about it like a woman, ok?)

Hope to hear your flame soon, til then tell the knitting circle I said Hi.

-- 
I don't practice what I preach because 
I am not the type of person I'm preaching to.

Michael S. Weiss                               BITNET:  weiss@psuvaxg.bitnet