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From: chertok@ucbvax.ARPA (Grady Toss)
Newsgroups: net.flame
Subject: Re: Foghorns on airplanes
Message-ID: <6212@ucbvax.ARPA>
Date: Sat, 13-Apr-85 15:44:43 EST
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Posted: Sat Apr 13 15:44:43 1985
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I am reminded of the stand-up comedian who, when asked if he would prefer
smoking or non-smoking replies "Non-babies please."

I tried this out and found that the FAA has a regulation against seat-
ing children on an emegency exit row--coincidentally the row which usually
has the most legroom.  You may end up with blaring stereo rugrats in
front and behind, but at least they'll be too far away to drool directly
on you.

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