Relay-Version: version B 2.10 5/3/83; site utzoo.UUCP Posting-Version: version B 2.10.2 (Tek) 9/28/84 based on 9/17/84; site shark.UUCP Path: utzoo!watmath!clyde!cbosgd!ihnp4!houxm!vax135!cornell!uw-beaver!tektronix!orca!shark!hutch From: hutch@shark.UUCP (Stephen Hutchison) Newsgroups: net.flame Subject: Re: Re: no wut i hayt? Message-ID: <1342@shark.UUCP> Date: Thu, 18-Apr-85 19:22:35 EST Article-I.D.: shark.1342 Posted: Thu Apr 18 19:22:35 1985 Date-Received: Sat, 20-Apr-85 08:08:46 EST References: <1654@gondor.UUCP> <1320@shark.UUCP> <1667@gondor.UUCP> <1333@shark.UUCP> <179@rruxo.UUCP> Reply-To: hutch@shark.UUCP (Stephen Hutchison) Organization: Tektronix, Wilsonville OR Lines: 93 Keywords: geek, turkey, chicken, Joisey [ geek suppressant line ] In article <179@rruxo.UUCP> vch@rruxo.UUCP (V. Hatem) writes: >> quoting Hutch >>(I don't practice what you preach because I'm not the kind of >>person you think I are.) > ^^^ > ||| >I'm not shure how you got a job at techtronics - they USUALLY hire intelligent >people. I assume that's why you don't work here. At least I can spell Tektronix correctly. I even have enough mastery of the english language to use its alternate semantics in a deliberate, humourous fashion. You seem to have trouble using them at all, much less spelling difficult words like "sure" and "afraid" and "spa" and so forth. Unless of course you were trying to be funny, but then, if that were true, you would have used your misspellings more creatively and for better effect. Naaaah. >Besides, as a net person and assuming that you have an IQ greater than >your age, (god knows why I'd assume something like that) you should know >that it is not terribly professional to be calling someone a geek. Indeed? This IS net.flame, sirrah, and I feel perfectly free to blandly assume that because Mike hates "jocks" that he likes to swallow the heads of live chickens. I even feel free to publish that assumption IN THIS FORUM. So, before you castigate me about making wild accusations about Mike, make sure that you aren't being similarly unprofessional by posting to this newsgroup, which is a complete waste of time and money. > You sound >as if you are so afaraid of becoming a geek that you would rather spend all >of your free time in a health spy trying to prove to us all that you aren't >one. I don't HAVE to prove that I aren't one, and I have never in my life been inside the doors of a "health spy" ... Nor a "health spa". I am a dues- overpaying member of Dimeo's Gym in Aloha Oregon, one of the finest free weight gyms in the pacific northwest. This is because I ENJOY lifting weights. Even before I got addicted to iron, I was never a geek, and especially never a pencil-necked geek. >Besides, since when does 'geek' imply homosexuality?? When did I ever say it DID imply homosexuality? Don't misconstrue, chile. There are as few (or as many) gay geeks as there are gay non-geeks. What I said was (esentially) that geeks are as a class afraid of sex. And I will rant further to claim that they ought not to be allowed to breed, since they are obviously a detriment to the gene-pool. (My apologies here to any non-geeks who have taken up the thespian arts of chicken-swallowing in order to pay the bills. I only hope you all get decent jobs soon so you can regain your health, dignity, and forget all about those bad times.) >(sorry about >using big words - look it up) Mabye that's what your afraid of. If you >remember from psychology (they did make you take that in school, didn't >they??), 'projection' is the displacement of fears about ourselves onto >others. ARE YOU GAY??? Yes, in fact, I majored in experimental psych at U of Orygun. We used to use geeks as experimental subjects, since their brains were so primitive and the neurons were normally bright orange... Easier to find that way. As for whether or not I'm gay, it's none of YOUR damn business, and why do you want to know? >Stay away from New Jersey! (Thank god you're in oregon) Whyever should I want to go to (gag) New Joisey? I HATE drinking industrial wastes. I am revolted by the thought of a state named after a breed of cow. Indeed, the only sensible thing you've said: Thank God I'm in Oregon! Amen! >(this should keep him busy with the dictionary for a week...) > >Vince Hatem >Bell Communications Research >rruxo!vch >+----------------------------------------------------------------------------+ >| The assumption that a whole system can be made to work better through an | >| assault on its conscious elements betrays a dangerous ignorance. This | >| has often been the ignorant approach of those who call themselves | >| scientists and technologists. | >| -The Butlerian Jihad | >| by Harq al-Ada | >| (Children of Dune, by Frank Herbert, p395) | >+----------------------------------------------------------------------------+ This guy actually READ that tripe? Children of Dune? Vince, get away from there, the effluents are rotting out your poor orange brain cells. Hutch