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From: john@moncol.UUCP (John Ruschmeyer)
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Subject: Re: Ambiguous advertising slogans
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Date: Thu, 11-Apr-85 14:36:42 EST
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>From: mlf@panda.UUCP (Matt L. Fichtenbaum)
>Message-ID: <427@panda.UUCP>
>
>   I have always liked slogans that don't always say what
>they try to.  For example,
>
>Has anyone more of these to share?

At the movies the other night, one of the little bits before the feature
was an reminder that Monday was "Date Night". It said in part:

"Bring your mother, wife, girlfirend, etc. and your date gets in free."


I don't care how much a movie costs, I don't think I'd bring my mom along
on a date. And if I had a wife, I wouldn't even want her to know I was
having a date.


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