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From: ronbe@tekred.UUCP (Little Guy)
Newsgroups: net.jokes
Subject: Re: Ambiguous advertising slogans
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Date: Thu, 11-Apr-85 17:51:00 EST
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Posted: Thu Apr 11 17:51:00 1985
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>>   I have always liked slogans that don't always say what
>>they try to.  For example,
>>
>>	"When you're out of Schlitz, you're out of beer."
>>		So, given the choice, you drank your stock
>>		of non-Schlitz beer first.
>
>We used to say, "when you're down to Schlitz, you're out of beer."

I like:  "When you're out of beer, that's the Schlitz."
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