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From: tommie@psivax.UUCP (Tom Levin)
Newsgroups: net.jokes
Subject: Shoot me if you've heard this one :-)
Message-ID: <388@psivax.UUCP>
Date: Tue, 9-Apr-85 20:08:50 EST
Article-I.D.: psivax.388
Posted: Tue Apr  9 20:08:50 1985
Date-Received: Sun, 14-Apr-85 02:04:44 EST
Organization: Pacesetter Systems Inc., Sylmar, CA
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Seems this fellah screeches into town with a new Ferrari.  As his car is 

getting filled with gas at the local ARCO, a kid pulls up on a moped and 

immediately goes nutso about the Ferrari.  The man has to relieve himself,

so he tells the kid to look but don't touch.  As you might guess, when the 

man returned to the car the kid was sitting behind the wheel making weird 

racing noises and playing around.  The man gets irate and grabs the kid by 

the suspenders and throws him out and slams the door.  He pays the attendant

and screeches out of the station doing at least 100 mph.  As he shifts into 

2nd gear, he sees this little dot in his rear view mirror and it is getting 

bigger by the second.  All of a sudden....ZOOOOOOM!!!!! The kid on the moped

flys by him doing an incredible 200 mph!!!!!!!!!!!  Well, the man practically 

shits in his pants, but not to be beaten by a moped, he shifts into 3rd and 

floors it! At that moment he sees a little speck in front of him, and it is 

getting bigger!  Then....ZOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!  The moped 

goes by him the other way at about 250 mph!!!  Mr. Ferrari can't believe it!!  

Some hick on a moped was lapping him!  As he looks into his mirror he sees the

moped coming up behind him again.  He floors it, but the moped is just going

to fast to get outta the way.......SMASH!!!!!!....(tinkle, tinkle)...the moped 

crashes through the rear window of the ferrari and into the front seat.  

Stunned, Mr. Ferrari looks down at the "by-now-bleeding-profusely" kid and 

says, "ARE YOU OUT OF YOUR $#!!*) MIND???!?!?"......to which the kid replys 

"Mister, can I get my suspenders out of your door now???"


(O.K., why don't you just shoot me!)
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