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From: tommie@psivax.UUCP (Tom Levin)
Newsgroups: net.jokes
Subject: Contains *AT LEAST* 1 four letter word!
Message-ID: <395@psivax.UUCP>
Date: Fri, 12-Apr-85 17:19:56 EST
Article-I.D.: psivax.395
Posted: Fri Apr 12 17:19:56 1985
Date-Received: Sun, 14-Apr-85 03:51:03 EST
Organization: Pacesetter Systems Inc., Sylmar, CA
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Back in the old west (where men were men and females were females...none

of that kinky stuff here!) there was rumored to be a man who would take

any bet.  When word of this fellow reached North Spoon (a typical western 

town) there was quite a ruckus.  Everyone in the town tried to think of

a bet that this guy would lose.  The day came that the gambler rode in

to North Spoon and challenged anyone to bet him on anything.  He then

waited in the bar for some takers.  After a spell, "Lucas" came up to him

and said "I'll bet you can't piss in a shot glass from across the bar and

not spill a drop."  The gambler just laughed and said, "I've already heard

that joke 5 times".  Lucas knew then that this was no ordinary gambler,

so he thought and thought and finally said: "I will bet you a hundred dollars

that you can't make my horse laugh".  The gambler immediately accepted the

bet and said that he would go outside and when he returned he would bring

in the mans laughing horse.  He left the bar and within 3.14128 minutes he 

came back in with the mans horse....and the horse was laughing uncontrollably!

Well, Lucas couldn't hardly believe his eyes!  He shook his head with disbelief

as he paid the $100.00 prize money.  The next day Lucas came back with a

new bet:  "I will bet you a $100.00 that you can't make my horse cry!"

The gambler accepted and went outside for about 3.14128 minutes.  When

he returned with the horse, the hoofed beast was sobbing like he had just

lost his best horse-friend.  Lucas couldn't believe it!  As he paid the

gambler the $100.00 he said "Mister....yesterday you made my horse laugh!

And today you made my horse cry!!! PLEASE TELL ME...HOW DID YOU DO IT???"

The gambler pocketed the money and in a matter-of-fact voice said, "Well,

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it was like this:  Yesterday I told him my |cock| (There's the 4 letter word 
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I promised you) was bigger than his...and today I showed him!
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|    Pacesetter Systems Inc.                                                 |
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|  little girl???"  - Jake and Elwood Blues                                  |
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