Relay-Version: version B 2.10 5/3/83; site utzoo.UUCP Posting-Version: version B 2.10.2 (Tek) 9/28/84 based on 9/17/84; site teklds.UUCP Path: utzoo!linus!decvax!tektronix!teklds!larryg From: larryg@teklds.UUCP (Larry Gardner) Newsgroups: net.jokes Subject: Re: Armless, legless jokes (may be offensive to quadroplegics (sp?)) Message-ID: <559@teklds.UUCP> Date: Fri, 12-Apr-85 19:10:09 EST Article-I.D.: teklds.559 Posted: Fri Apr 12 19:10:09 1985 Date-Received: Mon, 15-Apr-85 03:05:36 EST References: <377@nmtvax.UUCP> <5913@ucbvax.ARPA> Reply-To: larryg@teklds.UUCP (Karen Clark) Distribution: net Organization: Tektronix, Beaverton OR Lines: 19 Summary: you left out a whole bunch. what do you call a man with no arms and legs water skiiing .....skip what do you call a man with one leg standing on a stage.......mike what do you call a chinese woman with one leg......irene what do you call a man with no arms and legs that the mail man brings to your door........bill what do you call a cow with no legs.......ground beef what do you call a cow with two legs......lean beef karen