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From: carl@ncr-tp.UUCP (Carl Kuck)
Newsgroups: net.jokes
Subject: Driving in Heaven ...
Message-ID: <163@ncr-tp.UUCP>
Date: Wed, 10-Apr-85 11:48:20 EST
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Posted: Wed Apr 10 11:48:20 1985
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Expires: Tue, 30-Apr-85 21:00:00 EST
References: KBG-FM "Joke of the day"
Reply-To: carl@ncr-tp.UUCP (Carl Kuck)
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Organization: NCR Corporation, Torrey Pines
Lines: 25
Keywords: St. Peter, cars

[ The line-eater got my last funny line, sorry ... ]

   Three men were waiting to enter Heaven.  St. Peter asks the first man
"How many times did you cheat on your wife?"  The man thinks a moment, then
replies "Well, sir, about 40 times."  St. Peter says "O.K.  You may enter
Heaven.  You will be driving that little red Honda."  He then asks the second
man the same question.  The second man replies "I cheated on my wife 20 times."
St. Peter says "You may enter Heaven, and drive that Corvette over there..."
He asks the third man the same question, to which the third man replies "In
all the years we were married, I never cheated on my wife."  St. Peter cocks
an eyebrow and says "Are you *sure* you never cheated on your wife?"  The third
man replies "Yes sir - that's the honest truth. I *never* cheated on my wife."
St. Peter then says "You may enter Heaven, and drive that gold Rolls Royce over
there."  The third man smiles and starts to walk over to the Rolls.  As the
man reaches the car, however, he puts his head on the roof and begins to cry.
St. Peter asks the man "What's the matter? You never cheated on your wife and
you get to drive a gold Rolls Royce for the rest of eternity!"  The man,
between sobs, replies "See that woman on the skateboard? *That's* my wife!!!!"

( If you think I'm a lousy driver, you should see me putt !!!!!! )

-- 
     Happy Hacking, Carl  (carl@ncr-tp)

" Ask me no questions and I might not tell you any lies ... fnord ... "