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From: larry@hpfcla.UUCP (larry)
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Subject: Re: Orphaned Response
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Date: Thu, 18-Apr-85 21:33:00 EST
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Posted: Thu Apr 18 21:33:00 1985
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Nf-From: hpfcla!larry    Apr 12 18:33:00 1985

I don't remember the entire lyrics, but some more of them are:

vvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvv
They're coming to take me away, HAHA.   (police sirens in background start up)
They're coming to take me away, HOHO, HEEHEE, HAHA,
To the FUNNY FARM, where life is beautiful ALL the time,
And I'll be HAPPY to see those nice young men in their clean white coats
And they're coming to take me AWAYYYYY HAHA!!
.........
...... with grass and flowers and chirping birds and basket weavers who sit
and twiddle their thumbs and they're coming to take me awayyyy HAHA!!
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

By the way, you're wrong.  This is NOT the world's worst song.  There were
WORSE ones still on the record album that contained this song, which I
bought about 12 years ago from a Goodwill Store for 25 cents.  If you really 
want the rest of the lyrics from this 1966 song, I suppose I could dig it up out
of my attic or somewhere.  One song was about an insane asylum "where the 
nuts eat the squirrels", and another had some lyrics which included:

vvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvv
30 days hath Septober,
April, June, and no wonder.
All the rest have peanut butter.
All except my dear grandmother.
She had a little red tricycle.
I STOLE IT FROM HER.... Heh heh heh heh heh.
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

For other lyrics from different authors, see a new note which I am posting
on net.jokes.
                                                Larry Bruns