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From: bobr@zeus.UUCP (Robert Reed)
Newsgroups: net.jokes
Subject: The Irish maid (rot)
Message-ID: <509@zeus.UUCP>
Date: Wed, 17-Apr-85 17:06:30 EST
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Posted: Wed Apr 17 17:06:30 1985
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N lbhat Vevfu vf jbexvat va gur ubhfr bs n evpu Ratyvfu snzvyl, graqvat gur
znfgre orqebbz, naq nf fur vf gheavat qbja gur furrgf bs gur orq, fur svaqf
guvf wne bs pernz fubirq whfg haqre gur rqtr bs gur orq.  Naq fur fnlf, "Bu
zhz!  Jung'f guvf?"

Gur ynql bs gur ubhfr fnlf, "Zl qrne, gung, gung'f, jryy unira'g lbh rire
frra gung orsber?  Qba'g gurl unir gung va Verynaq?"

"Jryy, lrf zhz, ohg jr xrrc bhe ternfr va gur tnentr."

Frireny qnlf cnff, naq juvyr gheavat qbja gur orqfurrgf bapr ntnva, fur
svaqf na bqq nffbegzrag bs yrngure fgencf naq oevqyrf fghssrq haqre gur
furrgf.  Naq fur fnlf, "Bu zhz!  Jung'f guvf?"

Naq gur ynql fnlf, "Bu qrnevr, qba'g gurl unir gubfr va Verynaq?"

Gur tvey nafjref, "Jryy, lrf zhz, ohg jr xrrc nyy gur unearffrf va gur
fgnoyr."

Jryy, gur arkg qnl pbzrf naq gur znvq vf gheavat qbja gur orq juvyr ure
zvfgerff vf pbzovat ure unve ng gur inavgl, naq nf fur fzbbgurf bhg gur
furrgf, fur svaqf n pbaqbz.  "Nuuuuuujjjj, ZHZ!!!  Jung'f GUVF!!"

Gur ynql fnlf, "Qba'g gurl unir gubfr va Verynaq?"

"Pregnvayl zhz, ohg jr qba'g fxva 'rz!"

-- 
Robert Reed, CAE Systems Division, tektronix!teklds!bobr