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From: jeff@rtech.ARPA (Jeff Lichtman)
Newsgroups: net.jokes
Subject: How not to write an ad.
Message-ID: <286@rtech.ARPA>
Date: Tue, 16-Apr-85 02:38:09 EST
Article-I.D.: rtech.286
Posted: Tue Apr 16 02:38:09 1985
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Organization: Relational Technology, Berkeley CA
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The latest Computerworld has a Polaroid diskette ad in which they make
the following claim:

"Accidents can be fatal to floppy disks.  But now Polaroid introduces
a free data recovery service.  So, if you spill coffee on a Polaroid
Professional Quality Diskette, we can help you recover your data.  (And
most other accidents.)"
-- 
Jeff Lichtman at rtech (Relational Technology, Inc.)
aka Swazoo Koolak