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From: cs1@oddjob.UUCP (Cheryl Stewart)
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Subject: funny songs
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Date: Fri, 19-Apr-85 16:48:43 EST
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Posted: Fri Apr 19 16:48:43 1985
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Ok, so we've all listened to the Dr. Demento show a few times.

But are you ready to DEVOLVE with Bob1, Bob2 and the rest?

e.g.  "Mongoloid, he was a mongoloid; happier than you and me..."

      "I've got an uncontrollable urge, I'm going to scream and shout it..."

And what about the immortal Sigimund Snopek tune, 

      "If you love me, kill yourself
       You want me by your side? Take cyanide.
       You say you want a kiss?  Slit your wrists....

It goes on in that vein for, oh, 4 minutes or so.  Wheras DEVO may be
taken for granted, "If you love me..." was released only as a single in
the Milwaukee area.  He stopped performing the song when he found out
that people were traveling over a hundred miles to hear it (pretty creepy).
Snopek does other quirky, sardonic Zappalike things, but this one takes the
cake.