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From: mathnews@watdcsu.UUCP (mathNEWS)
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Subject: An *unreposted* LBJ!!!
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Date: Sat, 20-Apr-85 03:22:14 EST
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Posted: Sat Apr 20 03:22:14 1985
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How many Mennonites does it take to put in a light bulb?

A1.  Six.  One to put it in and five to prepare the food.

A2.  Seven to form a Special Ad Hoc Committee for the Replacement of
     Light Bulbs, which will appoint one of its members to replace it.

A3.  Sixteen.  One to put the light bulb in, five to prepare the
     food, and ten to raise the barn.


(I'm not claiming responsibilty for these...are you?)


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