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Subject: Oxymoron
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Date: Sat, 20-Apr-85 03:42:28 EST
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Courtesy of the IBM PC BASIC manual (and thus, Microsoft...)       

        Advanced BASIC


-- 
"Damn the integrals, full speed ahead!"

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