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From: jevans@udenva.UUCP (Jim Evans)
Newsgroups: net.jokes
Subject: Pat and Mike
Message-ID: <533@udenva.UUCP>
Date: Thu, 18-Apr-85 20:55:08 EST
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Posted: Thu Apr 18 20:55:08 1985
Date-Received: Sun, 21-Apr-85 03:12:54 EST
Reply-To: jevans@udenva.UUCP (Jim Evans)
Organization: U of Denver
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	Pat and Mike jokes usually have two punchlines...
	...there are thousands...

Pat and Mike are building a house, and Pat stops to watch
Mike, who keeps picking up a nail, and hammering it in, and
picking up another and throwing it away, and then picking up
another and hammering it in, and picking up another, and
throwing it away...   Well, this goes on a few minutes, and
finally Pat says:
"Mike, Whata Ya' Doin'??!!?"
  and Mike says:  
    "Half of these nails have the heads on the wrong side..."
and so Pat says...


    (annoying line feeds)



"You moron!! those are for the other side of the house!!!"

---------------
and as if that wasn't bad enough....


Pat and Mike go fishing, but they don't catch anything...
...the next day the same thing...
...but on the third day, they catch a mess of fish,
so Pat says, 
   "Mike, be sure and mark this spot so we can come back
      here  tomorrow..."
When they get back to shore, Pat says,
   "Well, did you mark the spot?"
and Mike says "Sure!!" as he points to an "X" on the side
   of the boat...

   So Pat says...


   (annoying line feeds)





   "You Moron!  Suppose we get a different boat tomorrow!"
   -----
   ba-da-boom!



My Mom told me these jokes so dont put them down!!  :-)

I'd like to be reminded of the OTHER Pat and Mike jokes,
but please, no "...I heard it like this..."  responses...
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"National Sex Week: Give 'till it hurts!"
Jim Evans
Soc/Psych. D.U.