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From: jeanne@ucla-cs.UUCP
Newsgroups: net.jokes
Subject: Psychiatrist joke
Message-ID: <4830@ucla-cs.ARPA>
Date: Tue, 16-Apr-85 11:35:15 EST
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Posted: Tue Apr 16 11:35:15 1985
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Reply-To: jeanne@ucla-cs.UUCP (Jeanne Douglas)
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A man sunk into the psychiatrist's couch and said "I
have a terrible problem, Doctor.  I have a son at
Harvard and another son at Princeton; I've just
gifted each of them with a new Ferrari; I've got
homes in Beverly Hills, Palm Beach, and a co-op in
New York; and I've got a thriving ranch in
Venezuela."

The psychiatrist looked at the patient, confused.
"Did I miss something--it sounds to me like you have
no problems at all."

































"But, Doctor, I only make $75 a week."