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From: bobr@zeus.UUCP (Robert Reed)
Newsgroups: net.jokes
Subject: Man goes into a bar (rot 13)
Message-ID: <515@zeus.UUCP>
Date: Fri, 19-Apr-85 22:48:43 EST
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Posted: Fri Apr 19 22:48:43 1985
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N thl jnyxf vagb n one, tbrf hc gb gur onegraqre, fnlf "Yrg zr unir n qensg
orre, cyrnfr."  Onegraqre fnlf, "Pregnvayl, fve," naq fb ur cbhef guvf thl n
qensg orre.  Naq nf ur gheaf ebhaq, gur thl'f ybbxvat qbja ng gur sybbe naq
gur onegraqre ybbxf bire gur one, guvaxvat, "Jung'f guvf thl qbvat, cynlvat
jvgu uvzfrys, be jung?"  Gurer'f guvf fbeg bs fgrnzvat cbby nebhaq guvf
thl'f srrg.  "Fnl, unir lbh qbar gung!"

  Naq gur thl tbrf, "BUUUUUUU!  BUUUUUU, V'Z FBEEL, BU ZL TBQ!  V ERNYYL NZ
RZONEENFFRQ.  V ERNYYL NZ FBEEL!"
  Onegraqre fnlf, "Trg bhg bs urer!  Fvpxb!  Naljnl, 86!"  Naq gur thl tbrf
bhg.
  N jrrx yngre, fnzr thl jnyxf vagb gur fnzr one, fnzr onegraqre.  Ur fnlf,
"Uryyb onegraqre.  Tvir zr n qensg orre, cyrnfr."
  "Fher."  Trgf gur qensg orre, gheaf nebhaq, guvf thl'f ehaavat hc naq qbja
gur one.  Ur ybbxf bire, naq gur thl unf crrq ba rirel one fgbby.  Ur fnlf,
"Vg'f lbh ntnva, vfa'g vg!  Lbh jrer urer ynfg jrrx!"
  Naq gur thl tbrf, "BUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU! BUUUUUU V'Z ERNYYL FBEEL!  V QBA'G
XABJ JUNG PNZR BIRE ZR.  V ERNYYL NZ RZONEENFFRQ! BU ZL TBQ, V ERNYYL NZ
FBEEL!"
  Onegraqre tbrf, "BHHHHHG BS URER!  GURER VF FBZRGUVAT FREVBHF JEBAT JVGU
LBHHHHHH!  Qba'g rire pbzr onpx va guvf one ntnva!  Tb naq frr n qbpgbe be
fbzrguvat.  Lbh arrq gb trg fbzrguvat svkrq hc gurer.  Fbzrguvat'f ernyyl
fnqyl jebat."
  Gur thl tbrf, "V'z fbeel.  V ernyyl nz rzoneenffrq."  Ur tbrf bhg.
  Jrrx yngre, fnzr thl jnyxf va gur fnzr one, fnzr onegraqre. "Uv onegraqre,
yrg zr unir n qensg orre."
  Onegraqre fnlf, "Jnvg!"  Ur fnlf, "V erpbtavmr lbh.  Lbh jrer urer ynfg
jrrx?"
  Ur fnlf, "Vg'f BX.  V jrag gb frr n qbpgbe.  V'z pbzcyrgryl svkrq."
  Ur fnlf, "Lbh ernyyl ner?"
  Ur fnlf, "V ernyyl nz.  Gurer'f abguvat jebat abj.  Rirelguvat'f svar."
  "Ner lbh fher?"
  "V ernyyl nz.  V'z ernyyl fbeel nobhg jung unccrarq orsber, ohg lbh xabj,
vg'f nyy va gur cnfg.  Pna jr or sevraqf?"
  "Jryyyy..., BX, jr pna or sevraqf.  Jung jbhyq lbh yvxr, gura?"
  "V'q yvxr n qensg orre, cyrnfr."
  Fb ur gheaf nebhaq gb chzc n qensg orre.  Ur gheaf ebhaq.   Guvf thl'f
CRRVAT RIRELJURER VA GUR ONE.  UR'F TBVAT BIRE RIREL FVATYR QNZA ONE FGBBY.
NYY BIRE HC NAQ QBJA GUR ONE, VAGB GUR VPR GENL, VAGB GUR PBPXGNVY SEHVG,
NYY BIRE GUR CRBCYR JUB JRER FVGGVAT, UNIVAT GURVE FBHC.  UR TBRF NYY BIRE
GUR CRBCYR.  Gur onegraqre fnlf, "JUNG GUR URYY!  V GUBHTUG LBH GBYQ ZR LBH'IR
ORRA GB FRR GUR QBPGBE!"
  Ur fnlf, "V UNIR NAQ V'Z ABG RZONEENFFRQ NAL ZBER!!!"
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Robert Reed, CAE Systems Division, tektronix!teklds!bobr