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From: bobr@zeus.UUCP (Robert Reed)
Newsgroups: net.jokes
Subject: jewish humor
Message-ID: <517@zeus.UUCP>
Date: Sun, 21-Apr-85 19:42:22 EST
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Posted: Sun Apr 21 19:42:22 1985
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Old Jewish man in his eighties is about to die, and he sends his wife to
fetch a Catholic priest, he wants to convert.  
  She says, "All your life you've been a Jew.  Why now you should suddenly
want to convert?  Being a Jew is not good enough for you or something?"
  "Oy," he says, "I'm gonna die anyway.  Better it should be one of them
than one of us!"
-- 
Robert Reed, CAE Systems Division, tektronix!teklds!bobr