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From: bobr@zeus.UUCP (Robert Reed)
Newsgroups: net.jokes
Subject: old man at the sperm bank
Message-ID: <518@zeus.UUCP>
Date: Sun, 21-Apr-85 20:00:20 EST
Article-I.D.: zeus.518
Posted: Sun Apr 21 20:00:20 1985
Date-Received: Tue, 23-Apr-85 06:37:47 EST
Organization: Tektronix, Beaverton OR
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It was closing time at the sperm bank, when in walks this crochety old man.
The nurse attended at the desk comes over to him and says, "I'm sorry, sir,
we're just about to close.  Besides, you don't look too healthy right now."
  "Oh, you've got to let me try.  This may be my last chance to save a bit
of myself for posterity!"
  Feeling sorry for him, she says, "Oh, all right," hands him a jar and
directs him to one of the rooms down the hall.  When twenty minutes have
passed without him returning, she gets worried and ventures to the door.
Knocking on it and calling to him, she gets no response, and so she peeks
inside.  There he lies on the cot, breathing heavily, sweating and moaning.
Off to the doctor she rushes and moments later the two of them burst into
the room.
  They sit the old man up, give him some water, as his color returns, he
laments, "I tried with my right hand and it didn't work.  I tried with my
left hand and it didn't work.  I ran it under hot water and even tried
beating it against the edge of the table, but I still couldn't get the lid
off that jar!"
-- 
Robert Reed, CAE Systems Division, tektronix!teklds!bobr