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From: darrell@sdcsvax.UUCP (Darrell Long)
Newsgroups: net.jokes
Subject: Polar Bears
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Date: Mon, 22-Apr-85 01:19:05 EST
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Posted: Mon Apr 22 01:19:05 1985
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This joke is by my wife, via her father.

How do you catch a Polar Bear?

Dig a big hole in the ice, put peas all around the edge, and as the
Polar Bear is eating the peas, you kick him in the ICE-HOLE.
-- 
Darrell Long
Department of Electrical Engineering and Computer Science
University of California, San Diego

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