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From: jmsellens@watmath.UUCP (John M Sellens)
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Subject: Stolen from Steven Wright on Letterman
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Date: Wed, 24-Apr-85 01:34:27 EST
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Posted: Wed Apr 24 01:34:27 1985
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From Letterman show April 23, comedian Steven Wright (spelling?) - you
know, the "dentist" from "Desperately Seeking Susan".

I spilled spot remover on my dog.
Now he's gone.

When I was young we had a quicksand-box in the back yard.  I was an
only child - eventually.

I bought some powdered water, but I don't know what to add.