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From: steve@micomvax.UUCP (Steve Grice)
Newsgroups: net.jokes
Subject: AGIBJ (Another Genie In a Bottle Joke)
Message-ID: <431@micomvax.UUCP>
Date: Mon, 22-Apr-85 13:03:21 EST
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Posted: Mon Apr 22 13:03:21 1985
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Three men, an englishman, frenchman and a newfie were stranded on a deserted
island. The englishman while digging in the sand came across an old bottle.
He poped the cork and lo and behold a genie popped out.

"You have rescued me from a thousand years of darkness. I will grant each of
you one wish".

The three men are dumbfounded but the frenchman recovers first, "Ah genie, I
wish to go back to Paris, to see the l'Arc de Triomphe le tour d'efel...

The frenchman is whisked away to Paris. The englishman seeing this,
requests to be sent to London.

POOF. He disapears.

The genie turns to the newfie. "What would you like?".

The newfie thinks for a few minutes...

"I'm lonely, I'd like my two friends back".
-- 

Steve Grice
philabs!micomvax!steve