Relay-Version: version B 2.10 5/3/83; site utzoo.UUCP Posting-Version: version B 2.10.2 9/18/84; site qumix.UUCP Path: utzoo!dciem!nrcaero!pesnta!qumix!stoner From: stoner@qumix.UUCP (David Stone) Newsgroups: net.jokes Subject: Re: Polar Bears Message-ID: <570@qumix.UUCP> Date: Tue, 23-Apr-85 21:28:12 EST Article-I.D.: qumix.570 Posted: Tue Apr 23 21:28:12 1985 Date-Received: Wed, 24-Apr-85 22:06:33 EST References: <804@sdcsvax.UUCP> Organization: Qume Corp., San Jose, CA Lines: 16 > How do you catch a Polar Bear? > > Dig a big hole in the ice, put peas all around the edge, and as the > Polar Bear is eating the peas, you kick him in the ICE-HOLE. > -- > Darrell Long > Department of Electrical Engineering and Computer Science > University of California, San Diego I just couldn't resist :-) When the Polar Bear comes to take a 'pea' you kick him in the 'ice-hole' sorry Dave