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From: pkh@alice.UUCP (Paul Pavlidis)
Newsgroups: net.jokes
Subject: Ambiguous advertisments
Message-ID: <3643@alice.UUCP>
Date: Wed, 24-Apr-85 18:09:54 EST
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Posted: Wed Apr 24 18:09:54 1985
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Organization: Bell Labs, Murray Hill
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Try to guess what the following people are talking about:

"I love the one that's dark, bold and deep-bodied"

"I prefer mine rich, traditional and full bodied"

"Mine is rich, real and natural"

"My favorite is smooth, refined and distinctive"

Wrong, they're speaking about the new line of Nescafe coffees.  The quotes were
printed, without any explanation, on a package of free samples we got in the mail
recently.  There was no explanation on the package, no mention of coffee, just the
lines.  The ambiguity may be obvious.  Even so, I broke up the dinner table reading
them aloud.

				Paul Pavlidis