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Date: Thu, 18-Apr-85 11:02:10 EST
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*** REPLACE THIS LINE WITH YOUR LIGHTBULB ***

How many mobsters does it take to screw in a light bulb?





It takes five.

One to screw in the bulb, and four to watch the cement set.
-- 
As a famous philosopher once said:  "Oh well."


--Nathan Hess
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