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From: tommie@psivax.UUCP (Tom Levin)
Newsgroups: net.jokes
Subject: Shoot yourself if you've heard this one (^:Subject: Shoot yourself if you've heard this one (^:
Message-ID: <413@psivax.UUCP>
Date: Tue, 23-Apr-85 20:12:16 EST
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Posted: Tue Apr 23 20:12:16 1985
Date-Received: Fri, 26-Apr-85 05:31:32 EST
Organization: Pacesetter Systems Inc., Sylmar, CA
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[ABGR: Guvf vf fvatyr fcnprq sbe nyy bs lbh juvaref bhg gurer! :-)]

Jryy, guvf geniryvat fnyrfzna svaqf uvzfrys va gur pbhagel ng avtug
jvgu abjurer gb fyrrc.  Ur nfxf n snezre vs ur pna fcraq gur avtug va
uvf onea gb juvpu gur snezre fnlf, "Lrc...lbh xva fyrrc gurer nyyevtug,
ohg qba'g cynl jvgu zl cyrnfher znpuvar!".  Gur fnyrfzna qbrfa'g dhvgr
haqrefgnaq, ohg nterrf abg gb gbhpu nalguvat.  Rneyl gur arkg zbeavat
gur fnyrfzna jnxrf hc jvgu n fgnapu uneq-ba.  Ur trgf hc naq frrf guvf
znpuvar jvgu n ynetr ubyr va vg.  Ur svtherf guvf vf gur snezref 
"cyrnfher" znpuvar naq qrpvqrf gb gel vg bhg.  Ur tbrf gb gur jnyy 
syvpxf, n fjvgpu naq gur znpuvar fgnegf znxvat gurfr fhpxvat fbhaqf!  
Ur vzzrqvngryl ehaf bire naq fgvpxf uvf obybtan vagb gur ubyr....vzzrqvngr
urnira!!!  Ur dhvpxyl betnfzf ohg gur znpuvar qbrfa'g yrg hc vg'f veba tevc.  
Nsgre n juvyr ur betnfzf ntnva.  Ur fgnegf gb trg fpnerq abj orpnhfr ur vf
ernyyl fghpx!  Whfg gura ur urnef gur snezre bhgfvqr fnl gb n arvtuobe,
"Lrnu, V ernyyl ybir zl arj cyrnfher znpuvar.  Vg zvyxf zl pbjf sbe zr...
jung n cyrnfher! Naq vg qbrfa'g rira fgbc hagvy vg'f tbggra 5 dhnegf!"

		    -- Jung n jnl gb tb, ru?  ("Bu, gnxr bss lbh UBFRE!") --

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|    Pacesetter Systems Inc.                                                 |
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