Relay-Version: version B 2.10 5/3/83; site utzoo.UUCP Posting-Version: version B 2.10.2 9/18/84; site amdahl.UUCP Path: utzoo!watmath!clyde!burl!ulysses!mhuxr!mhuxt!houxm!whuxl!whuxlm!harpo!decvax!decwrl!sun!amdahl!krs From: krs@amdahl.UUCP (Kris Stephens) Newsgroups: net.jokes Subject: Re: Polar Bears Message-ID: <1443@amdahl.UUCP> Date: Wed, 24-Apr-85 10:38:05 EST Article-I.D.: amdahl.1443 Posted: Wed Apr 24 10:38:05 1985 Date-Received: Fri, 26-Apr-85 07:28:50 EST References: <804@sdcsvax.UUCP> Organization: Amdahl Corporation, Sunnyvale CA Lines: 12 > This joke is by my wife, via her father. > > How do you catch a Polar Bear? > > Dig a big hole in the ice, put peas all around the edge, and as the > Polar Bear is eating the peas, you kick him in the ICE-HOLE. \_____________/ "taking a pea" -- Kris Stephens (408-746-6047) {whatever}!amdahl!krs [The opinions expressed above are mine, solely, and do not ] [necessarily reflect the opinions or policies of Amdahl Corp. ]