Relay-Version: version B 2.10 5/3/83; site utzoo.UUCP Posting-Version: version B 2.10.1 6/24/83; site unc.UUCP Path: utzoo!watmath!clyde!burl!ulysses!mhuxr!mhuxt!houxm!whuxl!whuxlm!harpo!decvax!mcnc!unc!goodrum From: goodrum@unc.UUCP (Cloyd Goodrum) Newsgroups: net.jokes,net.movies Subject: Re: funny movie line Message-ID: <83@unc.UUCP> Date: Wed, 24-Apr-85 20:59:16 EST Article-I.D.: unc.83 Posted: Wed Apr 24 20:59:16 1985 Date-Received: Fri, 26-Apr-85 07:33:12 EST References: Reply-To: goodrum@unc.UUCP (Cloyd Goodrum) Organization: CS Dept., U. of N. Carolina at Chapel Hill Lines: 42 Xref: watmath net.jokes:11883 net.movies:6189 Summary: In article 8247rz21@sjuvax.UUCP (zinnato) writes: >*** REPLACE THIS LINE WITH YOUR MESSAGE *** >Someone else on the net posted a funny line from a movie, so I >thought that I'd post one of my favorites..... > >In the Clint Eastwood movie "Bronco Billy" , Billy (Clint) is >telling his girlfriend (Sondra Locke) why he had been sent to >prison a few years earlier....... > >(Paraphrased) > >(Real slow, like Clint always talks...) >"Well, one day I came home and found my best friend in bed with >my wife, so I shot her." > >"And what about him...." > >"I couldn't shoot him, He's my best friend" !! > > > > >Who says sex and violence aren't America's favorite pasttimes? >-- >---- > >Ronald Zinnato St. Joseph's University >{allegra | astrovax | bpa | burdvax}!sjuvax!8247rz21 Philly Pa. > > "Go sell it in Hong Kong." -- Ron Perlstein There was a pretty funny exchange between Clint Eastwood and Sondra Locke in The Gauntlet. Sondra Locke plays a prostitute Clint Eastwood's character is supposed to be protecting. All through the movie she does nothing but complain and give him a hard time. At the end of the movie he gets shot and she becomes very hysterical, screaming "Don't you die, Ben Shockley. Don't die!!". He looks up at her, and even though he's almost too weak to even talk, he musters up all his strength and says "nag,nag,nag" Cloyd Goodrum