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From: jay@npois.UUCP
Newsgroups: net.jokes.d
Subject: more on no soap, radio
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Date: Tue, 9-Apr-85 09:44:26 EST
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Posted: Tue Apr  9 09:44:26 1985
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	Two examples of "authentic" no soap, radio jokes (by authentic
I mean that I heard them before 1965):       

	There once was a large pink whale. He was the biggest pink
whale ever to swim the ocean. He was swimming in the North sea, and
realized that he was very cold, so he swam south to the Azores, where 
he decided he was too warm. So he swam North to Greenland, but found
that he was too cold....[ many iterations ] ... so this time he swam
very far south to Antarctica, where he found a large square hole in
the ice. On seeing this, he waved his tail high in the air, and
shouted "No soap, Radio !"

	A trollish witch came upon a friend of hers stirring something
putrid in a boiling cauldron. [ greetings exchanged ] So what are you
making ? Beams of Daylight ! [ long conversation about doubting the
claim to be making beams of daylight ]. It smells like you are making
soap! at which point the cook pulls out an old latin tome titled
"Non Soap, Rai Deo".

	Please forgive misspelled Latin, its not my first language.

		Anton Winteroak.

PS. The story about No Soap Radio being an experiment that got out of hand
may be true, I never heard it before, and as I said, I have some relatives
that claim it was part of a promotion for a radio station in southern
New England. I have no first hand proof either way.