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From: jims@hcrvax.UUCP (Jim Sullivan)
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Subject: Re: Ambiguous advertising slogans
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Date: Sun, 14-Apr-85 17:17:15 EST
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Posted: Sun Apr 14 17:17:15 1985
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>At the movies the other night, one of the little bits before the feature
>was an reminder that Monday was "Date Night". It said in part:
>
>"Bring your mother, wife, girlfirend, etc. and your date gets in free."
>
>I don't care how much a movie costs, I don't think I'd bring my mom along
>on a date. And if I had a wife, I wouldn't even want her to know I was
>having a date.

But what about you ?  In a dating situation, I'm your date and you are
my date.  So we should both get in free !
And what about two guys/girls on a date ?
I certainly hope that no one pays on Monday night at this place


Jim Sullivan		Nothin' for a man to do but sit around and think
						- Violent Femmes