Relay-Version: version B 2.10 5/3/83; site utzoo.UUCP Posting-Version: version B 2.10.2 9/18/84; site amdcad.UUCP Path: utzoo!watmath!clyde!burl!ulysses!mhuxr!ihnp4!amdcad!mike From: mike@amdcad.UUCP (Mike Parker) Newsgroups: net.auto Subject: Re: Tailgating 18-wheelers: Solution (guaranteed, even!) Message-ID: <1119@amdcad.UUCP> Date: Thu, 18-Apr-85 15:22:12 EST Article-I.D.: amdcad.1119 Posted: Thu Apr 18 15:22:12 1985 Date-Received: Fri, 19-Apr-85 01:23:19 EST References: <1512@sunybcs.UUCP> Distribution: na Organization: AMDCAD, Sunnyvale, CA Lines: 20 > Before you head out on the road, you have to prepare your weapon... > Take 3-4 fairly good sized GLASS Christmas tree ornaments and fill them > with some kind of paint (I like black oil-based house paint). Then seal > the tops of them with children's Play-doh or something similar. It helps > to keep the box the ornaments came in to hold them in the car. Then, > when some jerk in a 18-wheeler pulls up behind you like that, first be > polite and ask him to move back by waving out the window with your hand. > If he doesn't back off, simply reach over and pick up one of the ornaments, > hold it at arm's length out the window, and throw it straight up. I don't > know of too many people who can see through house paint! It really works, > although the consequences can be quite drastic... > > NOTE: I take no responsibility for those of you who try this! I really hope this guy is joking, and yet I can't find any smiley faces. I also hope he talks big and acts small ( actually quite likely ). But, just in case I think I'll send a copy of his posting to the New York State Police, they might just be looking for him. Mike @ AMDCAD