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From: nax@cornell.UUCP
Newsgroups: net.flame
Subject: Q-pounder
Message-ID: <902@cornell.UUCP>
Date: Fri, 12-Apr-85 18:45:47 EST
Article-I.D.: cornell.902
Posted: Fri Apr 12 18:45:47 1985
Date-Received: Mon, 15-Apr-85 03:06:39 EST
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Organization: Cornell Univ. CS Dept.
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From: nax (Nax-Paul)

>Why is it, everytime I walk into a McDonalds and order a "Quarter
>Pounder" they consistantly ask me "with cheese?"  Now obviously if I
>had wanted it with cheese I would have ordered it that way.  I have a
>feeling that if I ordered a "Quarter Pounder" with cheese they would
>ask me "without cheese?" Well okay, maybe they're just trying to be
>helpful.
>
>But when they finally serve up the greasy monstrosity, why is it that
>%75 of the time (and I do not exagerate) they give me a "Quarter
>Pounder" WITH THE F____ING CHEESE?!  Why its even in the blatent yellow
>coloured box!  This occurs consistantly too...  across different
>McDonald's with different "crew members" working different shifts in
>different states!
>
>I'm begining to suspect some sort of grand conspiracy here.  They
>must distribute pictures of "certain" people they think it would
>be fun to annoy in this way.  But I've got them outsmarted this
>time!  This time I ask them for a "Quarter Pound Cheesburger" WITH
>cheese!
>-- 
>
>
>UUCP: ...{decvax,ihnp4,allegra}!seismo!trwatf!root	- Lord Frith
>ARPA: trwatf!root@SEISMO
>
>"And he made the stars, too, and the world is one of the stars"

*FLAME ON*
Why was this posted to net.cooks?????????????????????
I hate it when people write an article, say on Dr. Who and then
ponder:

	Goshies, what newsgroup(s) should this baby ever go to?
Well, there's the Doctor Who net group (1) and net.tv (2) since
it's a tv show and net.general (3) since some universal views were
voiced and net.misc (4) since everything is sent to net.misc and
net.books (5) since the Doctor has his shows out in paperback and
net.philosophy (6) since I've always wanted to post to net.philosophy
and there's ...

PLEASE! Try to resist this temptation to post EVERYWHERE! This
gentle poster with the hamburger fixation is not the worst
example one could find, but *ugh* I have no patience for
non-veggies. 

*FLAME OFF*
Ahhhh, I feel better.