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From: cff@uvaee.UUCP (Chuck Ferrara)
Newsgroups: net.flame
Subject: Re: Auto Encounters of the 3rd Kind!
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Date: Sat, 13-Apr-85 19:55:15 EST
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> 
>          (Or more of Our Man Ken's Manly Self Defense Stories)
> 
> By the way, a close auto encounter of the 1st kind is when your sphincter
> actually tears the seat cover . . . a 2nd kind being when it doesn't, only
> leaving a pucker mark in the material.
>           
> But on to my recent close auto encounter of the 3rd kind.
> 
> On a recent sunny morning on my way into work I cut in front of a pickup
> truck a little too fast.  The driver blew his horn, trying to make me feel
> bad, so I waved my open hand by way of a peace offering (see Frank?).  Well,
> next thing I know all I can see in my rear view mirror is truck grill and this
> retard is blowing his horn from time to time as we drive through town.  At
> first I thought, "Do I know this guy?"

Perhaps the guy's read some of your news net articles, Ken.