Relay-Version: version B 2.10 5/3/83; site utzoo.UUCP Posting-Version: version B 2.10.1 6/24/83; site abnji.UUCP Path: utzoo!watmath!clyde!cbosgd!ihnp4!houxm!mhuxt!mhuxv!abnji!nyssa From: nyssa@abnji.UUCP (nyssa of traken) Newsgroups: net.flame Subject: Personal Defense and Auto (Tank) Insurance Message-ID: <580@abnji.UUCP> Date: Fri, 19-Apr-85 14:51:10 EST Article-I.D.: abnji.580 Posted: Fri Apr 19 14:51:10 1985 Date-Received: Sat, 20-Apr-85 07:42:57 EST Organization: Terminus Hospital, Incorporated Lines: 17 Dinsdale, in pursuance of CHA, had to arrange insurance on his fleet of tanks for debt collection, and looking at his policy is QUITE UPSET. (You people better look out, he's quite angry, we had to buy lots of nails for the weekend.) It appears that the insurance policies available in this state do not carry protection against the discharge of nuclear weapons, EVEN IF ACCIDENTAL!!!!!! (I'm sorry officer, but the destruction of Luton was an accident. You see, this boy was playing, and he threw a rock at Dave, who was holding the nuclear bomb, and he accidentally hit the trigger, and it, well, sort of exploded...) Dinssy's now on the warpath folks... -- James C Armstrong, Jnr. ihnp4!abnji!nyssa No, thank you. Guns can seriously damage your health, you know!