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From: peterb@pbear.UUCP
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Subject: Re: Re: There are two kinds.... (actuall
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Date: Tue, 23-Apr-85 15:03:00 EST
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Posted: Tue Apr 23 15:03:00 1985
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Nf-From: pbear!peterb    Apr 23 15:03:00 1985




	A roof mounted turret would cause more problems that its worth.
First you gotta load the thing. It can be loaded before getting on the
road, but if you drive in Mass, you're sure to run into more than one of
them. Second you have to take your eyes off the road to aim the thing with a
periscope. This can be quite annoying when you run over your friendly cop
while putting the enemy's license plate in the crosshairs.

	I reccomend the hood mounted variety since you can easily load it
without having to stop the car (especially the bazooka since you can align
it along the left fender so you can just reach out and slide the round in
with one hand. Secondly the blast can be deflected. This is no problem and
has been done before.

	Thirdy you don't have to take your eyes of the road to aim it.
Just point the car and WOOOOSH!!! one fiberglass crate bites the dust.
(Mind you, this is only because the crate required removal due to influences
caused by its human director). Please remember to make sure that the target
is off to one side before you fire lest you end up running over the remains.
This can cause minor irritations, but the battle scars on the bumper would
make for great conversation.

					Peter Barada
					ima!pbear!peterb

PS - Drive defensively, Buy a TANK!