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Subject: More Real Men
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Date: Tue, 9-Apr-85 13:09:44 EST
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Here are some more "real men" bits that my roommate and I came up with:

Favorite Character Class
Real Men play Fighters
Real Role-Players play Monks
Loonies play half-orc sages
Munchkins play Fighter/Magic-User/Thieves

Favorite Spell-Casting Class
Real Men play Magic-Users
Real Role-Players play Illusionists
Loonies play Jesters
Munchkins play psionic Fighter/Magic-User/Thieves

What to Take for Supplies
Real Men eat chili and beans
Real Role-Players eat iron rations
Loonies eat Froot Loops
Munchkins eat whatever gives the most plusses

Favorite Pantheon
Real Men worship Norse Gods
Real Role-Players worship Finnish Gods
Loonies worship the cast of the Rocky Horror Picture Show
Munchkins worship whichever pantheon gives the most plusses

Favorite Fantasy Setting
Real Men like Sanctuary/Thieves World
Real Role-Players like Amber
Loonies like Southern California
Munchkins like anything by TSR

Favorite Magic Weapon
Real Men use Vorpal Swords
Real Role-Players use Daggers of Venom
Loonies use +1 pencils
Munchkins use Odin's spear

Favorite Modern-day Weapon
Real Men use .44 Magnums
Real Role-Players use Walther PPKs
Loonies use water pistols
Munchkins use Thompson submachine guns

Music for Gaming Sessions
Real Men listen to Bruce Springsteen
Real Role-Players listen to 14th century madrigals
Loonies listen to Monty Python, "Weird Al" Yankovic, and Dr. Demento
Munchkins listen to Michael Jackson