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From: friedman@sunybcs.UUCP (Gary E. Friedman)
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Subject: Re: Re: lesser known computer languages
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Date: Sat, 20-Apr-85 16:44:35 EST
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Posted: Sat Apr 20 16:44:35 1985
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PROPOSED ADDITIONS TO THE IBM INSTRUCTION SET
(Special thanks to Alan K. Robertson for letting me tear
it off his wall for the afternoon.)

BBT            BRANCH ON BINARY TREE
BBW            BRANCH BOTH WAYS
BEW            BRANCH EITHER WAY
BH             BRANCH AND HANG
BMR            BRANCH MULTIPLE REGISTERS
BOB            BRANCH ON BUG
BOD            BEAT ON DRUM
BOI            BYTE OPERATOR IMMEDIATELY
BPDI           BE POLITE, DON'T INTERRUPT
BPO            BRANCH ON POWER OFF
BST            BACKSPACE AND STRETCH TAPE
CEMU           CLOSE EYES AND MONKEY WITH USER SPACE
CLBR           CLOBBER REGISTER
CLBRI          CLOBBER REGISTER IMMEDIATELY
CM             CIRCULATE MEMORY
CPPR           CRUMPLE PRINTER PAPER AND RIP
CRB            CRASH AND BURN
CRN            CONVERT TO ROMAN NUMERALS
CU             CONVERT TO UNARY
CZZC           CONVERT ZONE TO ZIP CODE
DC             DIVIDE AND CONQUER
DMNS           DO WHAT I MEAN, NOT WHAT I SAY
DMPK           DESTROY MEMORY PROTECT KEY
DNPG           DO NOT PASS GO
DO             DIVIDE AND OVERFLOW
EIOC           EXECUTE INVALID OPCODE
EMPC           EMULATE POCKET CALCULATOR
EPI            EXECUTE PROGRAMMER IMMEDIATELY
EROS           ERASE READ-ONLY STORAGE
EXOP           EXECUTE OPERATOR
EXPP           EXECUTE POLITICAL PRISONER
FSRA           FORMS SKIP AND RUN AWAY
GFD            GO FORTH AND DIVIDE
GFM            GO FORTH AND MULTIPLY
HCF            HALT AND CATCH FIRE
IBP            INSERT BUG AND PROCEED
IIB            IGNORE INQUIRY AND BRANCH
LCC            LOAD AND CLEAR CORE
MBF            MULTIPLY AND BE FRUITFUL
MLR            MOVE AND LOSE RECORD
PBC            PRINT AND BREAK CHAIN
PD             PLAY DEAD
PDSK           PUNCH DISK
DP             PUNCH INVALID
POPI           PUNCH OPERATOR IMMEDIATELY
PS*            PUNCH OBSCENITY
PSD            PAUSE AND SMOKE DOPE
PVLC           PUNCH VARIABLE LENGTH CARD
RD             REVERSE DIRECTIONS
RDS            READ SIDEWAYS
RIRG           READ INTER-RECORD GAP
RPM            READ PROGRAMMER'S MIND
RSC            READ AND SHRED CARD
RSD            ON READ ERROR SELF DESTRUCT
RSTOM          READ FROM STORE-ONLY MEMORY
RWCR           REWIND CARD READER
SHAB           SHIFT A BIT
SHLBM          SHIFT A LITTLE BIT MORE
SMR            SKIP ON MEANINGLESS RESULT
SOT            SIT ON A TACK
SPSW           SCRAMBLE PROGRAM STATUS WORD
SQPC           SIT QUIETLY AND PLAY WITH YOUR CRAYONS
SRSD           SEEK RECORD AND SCAR DISK
SRZ            SUBTRACT AND RESET TO ZERO
SSJ            SELECT STACKER AND JAM
STROM          STORE IN READ-ONLY MEMORY
TDB            TRANSFER AND DROP BITS
UER            UPDATE AND ERASE RECORD
WBI            WATER BINARY TREE
WEMG           WRITE EIGHTEEN MINUTE GAP
WPM            WRITE PROGRAMMER'S MIND
XSP            EXECUTE SYSTEMS PROGRAMMER

-- 

     Gary E. Friedman                  "References available upon request"
     SUNY @ Buffalo
     friedman%Buffalo@CSNET-RELAY
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