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From: rainbow@ihuxe.UUCP (Rob Buchner)
Newsgroups: net.singles
Subject: RE:this really kills me
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Date: Thu, 11-Apr-85 16:01:06 EST
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Posted: Thu Apr 11 16:01:06 1985
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>My belief is that the only reason men subscribe to this net is because
>they cannot get a grasp on life and require somone else's opinion!!!

I was kinda hanging out, you know, standing on a fire hydrant, wondering
for like hours man why one of my shoe laces was untied. Then this bird
you see, feathers and all, flew by like wow. Contentment. Had to eat
some apples. Like with a fork. But I didn't have a yellow shirt
like ahh, well, cats live in the ground. And the rain, like it started
coming up. Right out into space man. Hitting them plants out in orbit. 
Like the wind you know, cooling off the sun. Keeping those cars
from sailing like, ahh, well those leaves keep the branches from
falling. And if I find my belt I can finally catch them fish in the sand.
Like tomorrow, I'll crawl under a chair and watch it happen
some more by candlelight. I understand life like totally. Grasp every
aspect of it. And I subscribe to the net like ahh, well, 'cause I'm compelled
to make sure others hear my opinions in order that those less wise may be 
guided to the proper path and not wander down false roads of logic, common 
sense, rationality, and science. Say what, like you know better than that, 
I certainly don't need no help. That should be like obvious. I am really with
it. One with the world. No problems here. I have like everything in control.
Why would you think anything else?

Robert